How to Win One Million Dollars and Shit Glitter

“An exuberant life story written with humor, panache, and heart.” — Kirkus Reviews (Verdict: Get it!)Amazon #1 Best Seller, Publisher’s Weekly / BookLife Prize Score: 9.5 out of 10, What if the American Dream was just a glitter-fueled lie?This Ferris Bueller fever dreamis part confessional, part caper—told through the eyes of a kid who believed every lie Ronald Reagan ever sold him. From cereal box sweepstakes to backyard get-rich-quick schemes, our antihero chases a million dollars with the charm of a rogue and the morals of a raccoon.”Personally,” he admits, “I’ve found I’m more prosperous when I lie, cheat, and steal.” You see, we’ve all been caught up in that chase: more money, more status, more validation. And I’m no different…”But he is different, because he dared live an unlikely life in a society that punishes those who try it.” — Publishers WeeklyIn the end, one question remains:In a game rigged for the rich, can you beat the system—or will it beat you?Early Critical Acclaim: “This is a raucously funny book, with raffish prose full of self-deprecating humor regarding the distance between exalted pretensions and awkward reality… The result is a luminous tribute to the inestimable value of not quite getting what you want.” — Kirkus Reviews (Verdict: Get it!)”The combination of memoir with a perceptive judgment of America’s often-empty vision of success is powerful.” — Publisher’s Weekly / BookLife Prize Score: 9.5 out of 10“Readers who may have thought Catcher in the Rye and other coming-of-age stories held wry humor along with insights will find these classics must take a step back for contemporary authors such as Luke Stoffel.” — Midwest Book Review (Reviewer’s Choice)—A Mostly True Misadventure: This novel is based on real-life events. However, some names and identifying details have been changed to protect the privacy of those involved. The story has been only lightly fictionalized for this purpose.Warning: May cause feelings: This story also delves into bullying, learning disabilities, LGBTQ+ relationships, illness, and the role of AI in creativity—handled with humor, honesty, and a lot of heart. So with that out of the way—ready to dive in? Let’s make a deal…

The Tuscan Sister’s Secret

‘Wonderful… I loved it… Sucked me into its pages and I just couldn’t stop reading… I couldn’t help but smile… Perfect… Heartwarming.’ The Strawberry Post, ?????Standing in the garden of her family’s Tuscan villa, Bianca inhales the sweet scent of roses. Closing her eyes, she begs her heart to stop longing for the one man she is forbidden to love…Ever since her twin sister returned to the family home, Bianca has felt more lost than ever. For the first time in her life, she’s not the only one taking care of her family. But her newfound freedom makes it impossible to stop thinking about Lorenzo. She has loved him since they met beneath a tree between their houses as children, but a long-seated family feud means they can never be together…Determined to distract herself from her heartache, Bianca is delighted when she runs into a childhood friend, Brando, who secures her a job at the Uffizi Gallery in Florence. And the more time she spends with him in the archives, cataloguing the museum’s precious library, the more she becomes captivated by his warm brown eyes. Maybe his gentle smile will heal her heart?But when Bianca discovers a long-lost diary in the archives, written by a young woman who once lived in her family’s villa, she is gripped by the story of forbidden love that mirrors her own. As she reads, Bianca wonders whether she should take courage from this stranger’s story. But is Bianca’s chance for happiness already lost forever? Or is it not too late for her to heal the wounds of the past, and fight for the man she loves?An unputdownable and heart-wrenching page-turner packed with family secrets and forbidden love. Perfect for fans of Lucinda Riley, Santa Montefiore and Fiona Valpy.Readers are loving The Tuscan Sister’s Secret:‘Wow!! I’ve just read this book in one sitting and it has blown me away. Everything you could ask for in a book… I love Daniela Sacerdoti’s writing… Amazing.’ Goodreads reviewer, ?????‘Loved it!!… Beautiful… Loved everything about it.’ Goodreads reviewer‘An unputdownable and heart-wrenching page-turner that’s beautifully written.’ pages_and_pups‘Loved this… This book is a showstopper – one I would give to my friends.’ Goodreads reviewer, ?????‘A beautifully written love story, where I could close my eyes and imagine I was there in the Tuscan villa and countryside.’ dee100309, ?????‘Tugged at my heartstrings… A romantic, uplifting read that whisked me away.’ teaandbooks90‘Delightful… I loved the book.’ booksforme02‘This was a beautifully written heart-warming story… Stunning… A beautiful read.’ ericas_bookreviews ‘Wonderful… I absolutely loved this.’ bluefairybug‘Brilliant… Fabulous… A page-turner.’ Splashes Into Books‘Loved… Gorgeous and powerful.’ Goodreads reviewer

Surviving the Storm

Opposites attract when a man and a woman partner together to find two missing teens in the midst of a storm in this inspirational romantic suspense.Chaperoning a youth group hike in the Poconos isn’t exactly Nathan Porter’s idea of fun, especially along with group leader Reena Wells, aka Ms. Sunshine. Nathan only agrees because his niece wants to go. But when Ashleigh and another teen vanish just as a storm hits, Reena steps up to search. Together, they’ll need a little sunshine and a lot of trust to get out alive . . .

Roses in Red Wax

“Reading this book was like being transported to Scotland 200 years ago.” – Reader review1820 Scotland. Amidst the smoke-choked alleys of Glasgow and the untamed beauty of the Highlands, a spellbinding tale of love and rebellion unfolds. Jane Stuart has lost everything. Her betrothed, her ancestral castle, and her cherished orchard—her life’s work—have all been ripped away. Now, exiled and adrift in the cold fog of Glasgow, she’s numb to the weight of her grief, resigned to a desolate future shrouded in loneliness and grey.But fate has a different plan.Percy Sommerbell is a musician, a free spirit who holds nothing but disdain for his industrialist father. But when familial duty forces Percy to travel to Scotland, he’s confronted with a painful truth—a truth that threatens to unravel the very fabric of his carefree existence. His family’s money, the fortune that funds his hedonistic enjoyment of all life’s pleasures, is generated by the suffering of children in his father’s mills.In the midst of Glasgow’s smoke and shadows, Percy encounters Jane, a mysterious Highland beauty whose sad eyes and luscious curves promise both distraction from his guilt and inspiration for his music. Against all reason, Jane falls under Percy’s spell. But when the mills become the first spark in a violent radical insurgency, their budding connection faces a perilous trial beyond anything they could have imagined.“A beautifully told story that perfectly blends the sweet, tender emotions of love, the tragic pain of loss, and the healing powers of love and acceptance with the realism of the world.” – Reader reviewRoses in Red Wax is the first book in the Darnalay Castle Series, although all of the books in the series can be read as standalones. It contains strong language and several spicy open door scenes.

Duke Immortal

He is immortal. She is desperate. Neither expects to survive the bargainLeonard Greystone, Duke of Harwood, has spent decades avoiding the living and for good reason. Cursed with immortality and bound by honor, he survives by strict restraint, hiding his nature behind shuttered doors and unyielding control. Desire is a danger he cannot afford.Miss Eliza Radcliffe has never had the luxury of fear. When her family faces ruin, she accepts an extraordinary offer: marriage to the reclusive duke of a notorious estate. Harwood Hall whispers of shadows and secrets, but Eliza is determined to secure her family’s future no matter the cost to her own heart.What begins as wary civility soon becomes a perilous intimacy neither expected.Eliza’s presence threatens Leonard’s carefully guarded discipline, awakening a hunger he believed long dead—not for blood, but for companionship, faith, and a future forever denied to him.But Harwood Hall keeps its secrets well.And some truths are more dangerous than any monster.Because loving a monster is easy. Surviving his darkness is not.Duke Immortal is Book One in the Midnight Brides series—standalone sensual Gothic Regency romances where monsters hide in plain sight, love demands courage, and redemption is hard-won. Each book guarantees an emotionally satisfying happily-ever-after.Buy Duke Immortal for a tale of romance and overcoming curses today!What readers are saying:????? “A beautifully written, character-driven Regency vampire romance with a unique premise, strong leads, and a deeply engaging atmosphere.” – Ingrid????? “Both sweeping and intimate, rich in atmosphere but anchored by character and heart … a standout example of how blending genres can breathe new life into beloved tropes.” – Tracy????? “I haven’t read a vampire book in a long time, but I am very glad I read this one.” – Diane????? “I absolutely loved this book.100% perfection.” – DanielleWhat to expect:?? Slow-burn romantic tension?? Sensual, open-door intimacyTropes:?? Gothic atmosphere and Regency elegance?? A tormented, honorable immortal hero?? A practical, courageous heroine?? Emotional redemption and a hard-won HEA? Classic Romance. Gothic Intrigue. Love That Conquers Curses. ?