Funeral Daze

Author: Dorian Box

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Deal starts: April 29, 2024

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"Funeral Daze by Dorian Box manages to be laugh-out-loud funny, heartwarmingly tender, and full of lively action and suspense, all at once—a thoroughly entertaining and engaging read.” — IndieReader2023 Publishers Weekly BookLife Prize Semifinalist2023 Readers' Favorite Medal for Humor FictionFrom the author of the multi-award-winning Emily Calby SeriesSUMMER 2000. When down-and-out surfer and former lottery winner Danny Teakwell was framed for a grisly murder, he got help from a family of wacky morticians that included seven-year-old embalming expert Jessica Jewell (Psycho-Tropics). Five years later, the tables are turned when Jessica shows up, alone and desperate, seeking shelter. Her parents suddenly sold their family funeral home and vanished.Danny’s not in a good place. Grieving the recent death of his wife and childhood sweetheart, he’s let life crumble. He reluctantly agrees to take the girl in for one night, but the willful twelve-year-old convinces him to join her investigation to find her parents and get back their funeral home. The trail leads into a ghastly criminal conspiracy of corpses, caskets, and killers. As the bond between the unlikely pair grows, it becomes unclear who’s saving who and which one is really running the show.Hilarious and heartwarming mystery and suspense with a walloping conclusion, Dorian Box brings his unique blend of darkness and light to life in this standalone sequel to Psycho-Tropics.PRAISE FOR FUNERAL DAZE:“Funeral Daze by Dorian Box manages to be laugh-out-loud funny, heartwarmingly tender, and full of lively action and suspense, all at once —a thoroughly entertaining and engaging read.” — IndieReader (5 Stars; IR Seal of Approval)“The story unfolds at a crisp and steady pace, with plenty of thought-provoking moments once 12-year-old Jessica enters the scene, offering Danny surprisingly mature reflections on tragedy and a knockout mystery to occupy his time. … Funeral Daze delivers an appealing spin on the mystery genre through rich characterization and an abundance of insight throughout.” — Publishers Weekly BookLife Prize Semifinalist“Funeral Daze is a novel that takes both light and dark elements to present a fantastically engaging, emotionally resonant story in a deeply humorous and satirical fashion. Unmissable reading.” — Readers’ Favorite Silver Medal for Humor Fiction“A hilarious page-turner that effortlessly blends crime, humor and South Florida beach culture. … Award-winning author Dorian Box (Psycho-Tropics, The Hiding Girl) has always employed brilliant doses of well-timed levity in crime fiction, but he pulls out all the stops for this laugh-out-loud caper.” — BestThrillers.com“Time and again, Box has proven he can write a tense thriller that is funny, dark, and completely endearing. It’s the perfect combination of a smart storyline and characters that keep you reading well after bedtime. Fantastic!” — NetGalley“Funeral Daze is a macabre and hilarious novel that intersects the lives of several bizarre and oddly compelling characters. … Dorian Box masterfully directs the story into a series of unpredictable and uproarious events that are deliciously ironic, unexpectedly thought-provoking, and always edgy and dark.” — D. Donovan, Senior Reviewer, Midwest Book Review“A perfect beach read, this zany mystery has the thrills, quirky characters, juicy plot twists, and gripping conclusion you're looking for!” — Reedsy Discovery

It’s Payback Time

Author: Adrian Cousins

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Deal starts: April 27, 2024

Deal ends: April 27, 2024

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Humour, ghosts, romance, and a time leap from the 1980s. They say the dead walk amongst us … could that be true? Well, there are a few who do … apparently.Thirty-three years after his untimely death in 1983, Terry returns to the land of the living to discover the world has somewhat changed. Also, who is Deana, the old acquaintance suggesting he must atone, demon, angel, or diva?When hearing that Kim, the daughter he never knew, has landed in a spot of bother, Terry thinks he understands why he’s back. Despite the tricky situation of being dead, Terry ludicrously steps in to help…Kim’s life has spiralled down to the pit of despair. Now a thirty-something hapless wreck who’s most definitely not living the dream. To add to her growing list of disasters, following a series of unfortunate events, Kim considers a rather unsavoury option. … she may have no choice.When facing a perilous future, Kim receives two offers of help. Vinny, the man she could see a future with, but knows that will never happen. And Terry, the peculiar stranger. Although this ‘Good Samaritan’ bears her father’s name and an uncanny resemblance, it can’t be him because he’s dead. … or is he?It’s Payback Time – humour, ghosts, romance, and opportunities for the dead to atone. Grab the first book in this hilarious time-leap trilogy by Adrian Cousins.

The Book of Dog

Author: D. J. Molles

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Deal starts: April 22, 2024

Deal ends: April 22, 2024

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When their peoples mysteriously vanish, a pair of faithful dogs must work with their foul-mouthed feline friend to discover why they disappeared, and what they can do to bring their peoples back home.---------Banger and Mash knew something strange was happening when their peoples’ scent began to fade. Sweetpea the cat knew it too, but…you know…he just wasn’t that worried about it. But when their human vanishes into thin air right before their noses, they race to get help from the other dogs in the village, only to discover that EVERYONE'S humans have disappeared.Banger, a rescue with a traumatic past, convinces the other dogs that they must have done something Very Bad to incur this terrible punishment. Determined to become Perfect Dogs to entice the humans to return, a draconian system of laws is put into place to keep dogs from doing anything that might be seen as Bad—no more eating trash, no more sleeping on the couch, and definitely no humping. Sweetpea is more than happy to use his prodigious feline memory to help them keep track of their ever-more-complicated rules…so long as they refer to him as His Masterfulness, and pay him homage.Mash, on the other hand, is not so sure that they’re going about it the right way. He wants to be a Good Dog, but he’s pretty sure that the whole reason the peoples loved them in the first place was because they were…well…dogs.As differing philosophies give rise to conflict amongst the canines, a new theory of how they should behave arises from an unlikely source: Sweetpea--AKA, His Masterfulness--who is either the only cat capable of hearing the voice of the peoples…or maybe he’s just going crazy.Satire and metaphysics come together in this humorous and often heartwarming tale about our four-legged friends, and how love conquers all.

Confessions of a Domestic Failure

Author: Bunmi Laditan

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Deal starts: April 14, 2024

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From the creator of The Honest Toddler comes a fiction debut “perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood” (Booklist, starred review).There are good moms and bad moms . . . and then there are hot-mess moms. Confessions of a Domestic Failure introduces readers to Ashley Keller, career girl turned stay-at-home mom who’s trying to navigate the world of Pinterest-perfect mommies.When Ashley gets the chance to enroll in a mommy-blog maven’s Motherhood Better boot camp, she jumps at the chance to become the perfect mom she’s always wanted to be. But the pursuit of perfection has a way of going perfectly wrong.With her razor-sharp wit, Bunmi Laditan creates an unforgettable and hilariously relatable character while lambasting the social pressures every new mother faces.“Freaking hilarious. This is the novel moms have been waiting for.” —Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

The Only Way Is West

Author: Bradley Chermside

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Deal starts: March 23, 2024

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Praise in Amazon Reviews for The Only Way Is West:????? "I loved this book. For anyone interested in the Camino, this is a must read." - Kate????? "Great read for anyone who likes travel memoirs written with honesty, emotion and humour." - French Village Diaries.????? "Reading this brilliant, funny book has reignited my desire to walk the Camino de Santiago." - Amazon Customer.????? "The writing is poignant and beautiful. Brad had me laughing out loud one minute and crying the next." - Mr Thomas McDonnell.From the Back CoverWhat would you do if you were given €20 in Greece with an email address scribbled on it:1. Spend it?2. Slip the suspect counterfeit bill into an enemy’s birthday card?3. Send an email, hoping it will lead to you finding everlasting love?Brad, a hopeless romantic, chose the latter...Two years later, his love life remains a disaster and his career is misfiring. As he’s about to walk Spain’s fabled Camino de Santiago to ponder some profound life changes, Brad receives a reply.Incredibly, it’s from a woman who lives on the pilgrimage path, far away from where the money first crossed his palm. She invites him to sleep… ‘on her house.’Hiking 900km on the Road to Santiago to a blind date with the mystery €20 woman, Brad has the adventure of a lifetime.His heart is warmed by fellow pilgrims and natives who give him more reason than ever to believe in the kindness of the human spirit; he befriends a hilarious Hungarian who speaks English in song titles and has his raison d’être revealed to him by a barefoot Mayan mystic.Will he meet his happily-ever-after along the way too?Scroll up and buy this pacy, laugh-out-loud travelogue to find out NOW...Mainstream Media Praise:"A heartfelt memoir that made me howl with laughter throughout. A wonderful read." - Kevin Hand, BBC London.More Praise in Amazon Reviews for The Only Way Is West:????? "Probably the best book I've ever read." - D Clay.????? "Fantastic read, can't wait for the next book." - Amazon Customer????? "I was hooked from page one and couldn't put it down." - Georine????? "A fast-paced, inspiring romp of a book with a joyous charm throughout." - Brendan????? "I've read over 60 Camino books. This fits easily into my top 5." - Alastair W.????? "Best book of 2019." - Will.The Only Way Is West - An International Bestseller in the Following Categories & Countries:*Bestseller in UK - Humorous Essays, Travelogues and Adventurer & Explorer Biography.*Bestseller in Canada - Humorous Essays & Travelogues.*Bestseller in Australia - Humorous Essays & Travelogues.*Bestseller in the USA - Sports Essays, Ecotourism & Literary Travel.Scroll up and buy this pacy, laugh-out-loud travelogue NOW...

New Family Required

Author: Carmen Reid

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Deal starts: March 22, 2024

Deal ends: March 22, 2024

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Brand new from the bestselling author of Worn Out Wife Seeks New LifeSasha Greenhope has a very lovely life. Her marriage is solid, her only daughter is delightful, and the family business is going full steam ahead.The only blip on the horizon is the upcoming family reunion for her parents 40th wedding anniversary at Chadwell House – the family pile. Sasha just does not fit with her rich family. Her French mother, Delphine thinks everything Sasha does is a faux pas.. And siblings, Adele and Beau, are clearly the favourites, leaving Sasha surplus to requirementsSo when Sasha’s husband Ben takes this exact moment to reveal that they are about to go bankrupt, Sasha wants to be anywhere but stuck in a lavish marquee!Swallowing her pride, and a whole bottle of fizz, Sasha determines to ask her family for help – and maybe even a loan – only to discover that her parents and siblings are all keeping secrets of their own!Family secrets, warring siblings and a disastrous reunion… what could possibly go right?! Another brilliant laugh out loud emotional read, perfect for fans of Fiona Gibson, Tracy Bloom and Sophie Ranald!Praise for Carmen Reid:‘Escapist summer reading at its best.' Jill Mansell