"Yes, Sloan Green has written the Catch-22 of America's drone wars. But this novel is so much more than that. It's also an indictment, a farce, and a backstage pass to the fundamental absurdity of the late-stage global war on terror. The truth has never been so funny. Don't be a moron: read this book."—Brian Castner, author of The Long Walk"...a funny, accomplished debut. I highly recommend it." — Kevin Powers, National Book Award Finalist and New York Times bestselling author of The Yellow BirdsKilling people from thousands of miles away has never been funnier!The year is 2014 and no weapon has proven more valuable in America's Global War on Terrorism than the MQ-9 Reaper. But who is piloting these deadly attack drones? An elite group of special operators? A shadowy government agency? Highly advanced artificial intelligence? Nope. Turns out, it's a bunch of morons.Step inside the TOP SECRET world of the Sixty-Seventh Reconnaissance Squadron and meet the bored, lazy, hungover morons with their fingers on the triggers of one of America's most lethal weapons.Part war novel, part office comedy, and based on the author's own experiences flying MQ-9 Reapers, Morons of War takes readers on an absurd, darkly humorous, and outrageously funny behind-the-scenes look at what it's really like to fly attack drones for the United States Air Force.

World famous mystery writer Simon Thorn has disappeared along with the only copy of the yet-to-be-published final book in his smash hit Robert Fulcrum detective series.Few people know that the books are inspired by a real-life serial killer who has evaded police for years. Did Thorn leave enough clues in the final volume to identify the madman?Watson Grant is not a detective - the closest he gets is running a bookstore with that word in the title - but it’s his job to track down the missing book.Problem is, the book is worth a fortune, so a lot of other people are looking for it, too. They include a harpoon-toting ex-pirate with a wig fetish; a superfan traffic cop with serious mommy issues; a geriatric former KGB assassin with an arsenal of Cold War dirty tricks; and a rival bookseller with a diabolical hidden agenda. Not to mention a killer who will do unspeakable things to avoid seeing their name hit the bestseller list.Watson is going to have to use all his knowledge of detective fiction to find the missing volume first, or else he may suffer a fate much worse than going out of print.The Book Detective is the latest hilariously twisted thriller from the author of award-winning international bestsellers like Village Books, Demonic Indemnity and Deadline.

'Hugely relatable!' Heat________________________________Fans of Alexandra Potter and Marian Keyes will love Divorced Not Dead, a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet!–––––––––––––––We’re going to need a bigger drink…Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.After leaving Twatface – her husband of twenty years – she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it’s time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the hell not?!).However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit – and it really is a bloody jungle out there…Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?Or – if there’s any justice in the world – both?––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––-’Honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!’ Louise Pentland‘A blast!’ Daily Mail’Defiantly funny – we need more books like this!’ Georgie Hall‘Sex education was never like this the first time around!’ Julie Ma‘Personal, funny, relatable and motivational!’ Shazia Mirza‘A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.’ Platinum‘Hugely relatable!’ Heat‘An unfiltered, hilarious book… highly recommend!’ Best'Funny, frank and loving… Enjoy!' Lesley Sharp‘Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive…I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling’ Kitty Wilson‘Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains!’ Linda’s Book Bag–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––-Readers LOVE Divorced Not Dead!‘Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!’ ?????‘Better than Sex and the City! I loved it and you will too!’ ?????‘Made me laugh more than any book I have ever read!’ ?????‘A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances’ ?????‘A fabulous, funny five-star read for me!’ ?????‘It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling me tales of her dating experience.’ ?????‘Ford has perfectly captured the online dating world – warts and all!’ ?????‘It’s so empowering!’ ?????‘The storyline is excellent!’ ?????‘Definitely a book to read before you sign up for any dating apps!’ ?????

The New Mrs D: An Amazon No1 Best Seller."After The Midnight Library, The 5th Woman, and Olive, Again... Meet The New Mrs D – The Sharp, Heartfelt and Uplifting Reinvention of a Woman Breaking Free.'Wine-spittingly, chocolate-chokingly brilliant! Hill is the Tom Sharpe of her era! Genuinely laugh out loud funny with great writing and a plot to keep you hooked. Buy it, read it - but if like me you are of a certain age, do so with an empty bladder." – Amanda Prowse, author of The No Greater Love series.Four days into her Greek honeymoon, Bernice Dando wakes up to a devastating reality. Her new husband has an online porn addiction that has numbed him to real-world intimacy. Refusing to be gaslit, labelled as "frigid," or told she is overreacting, Bernice chooses a bold path. She sends her new husband packing.Left with a two-week romantic itinerary meant for a happy couple, Bernice decides to tackle it all alone. What follows is a chaotic, brilliant and riotous reclamation of independence. From triggering a Greek fish explosion to spontaneous nude karaoke, Bernice's holiday devolves into a series of farcical, larger-than-life misadventures. Beneath the laugh-out-loud chaos, Bernice quickly remembers exactly who she is outside of trying to fix a broken man.But when he tracks her down begging for a second chance, Bernice faces a life-altering choice: does she return to the comfortable numbness of her old life, or continue to embrace a bold, authentic and entirely new adventure?A riotous, laugh-out-loud non-romantic comedy for fans of women’s fiction, midlife reinvention and that unapologetic, escapist romp your inner child's been missing. It's a irreverent, fast-paced, British farce packed with double-entendres and camp, chaotic energy.The Vibe: Shirley Valentine meets Absolutely Fabulous with a modern, empowering twist.It is a story about one woman's midlife awakening... on her honeymoon alone."The New Mrs D is a refreshing, sharp-witted and empowering romp that reflects real life, delves into unspoken about subjects and slaps the reader in the face with honesty." Fleur Ferris, author??? Praise For The New Mrs D"Ms Hill whisks off to the Greek Islands for a colourful adventure. She takes us on a sensory journey where we soak up the hot sun, drink in the fragrant wine and cradle our temples as Binnie flings her flip flop at us from a speeding scooter" ”" Talesfromabruceeyeview"The perfect setting for a hilarious update to Eat Pray Love" - Tara Gladden, Cornerstones'This book would do well on your Kindle as a fairly light summer read with a little discussion of more serious issues. You can’t call this “chick lit” – it’s way better than that. Take a look.' - AMAZON VINE VOICE REVIEWInternational Praise For The New Mrs D'Watch out Jane Green and Helen Fielding! There's a new novelist from your side of the pond.' - Annie McDonnell, Chick Lit Plus'The New Mrs D by Heather Hill had me laughing from page one. The book is so engaging that I stayed up all night to read it - I downloaded it at 10.30 pm and just kept reading. To say it grabbed me by the short and curlies is an understatement! I totally identified with Binnie and so "got it". Heather's light, chatty writing style is refreshingly "real" and she has all the hallmarks of a truly great story teller.This is a woman's story. It's hysterically funny, empowering and truthful.I hope we see more excellent stories from Heather Hill - anyone who can make me laugh in the opening paragraph and maintain it, has my undivided attention. She's a gifted author.This book could so easily become a box office smash. I hope someone decides to make The New Mrs D into that film.'Claire Smith - 1st Assistant Director @ GFox Productions

An Amazon #1 Absurdist Comedy from the bestselling author of Words on Candy Hearts"This book had me laughing out loud from start to finish. The characters are brilliantly quirky and feel so real, each with their own hilarious quirks and heart. The absurd humor is perfectly balanced with moments of genuine warmth, making it more than just a comedy — it’s a story about friendship, found family, and embracing life’s chaos. Augusta Reilly’s sharp wit and unique setting in Moab create a wildly entertaining and unforgettable read." - Drew, Netgalley Reviewer"This book is without a doubt one of the funniest books I have read in years, or maybe ever." - Olivia L., Netgalley Reviewer"Phallus in Nature is easily the most hilarious reading experience I have ever embarked on . . . Reilly is a comic mastermind and I found myself highlighting something that made me LOL on every other page." - Bakedbookie"This had me laughing out loud, marveling at the incisive skewering of different cultural groups, and really invested in the outcome for the characters. Who dreamed Moab Utah in summer could muster such excitement? I'd compare this to The Wedding People in terms of so many disparate characters, all at crucial turning points in their lives, being thrust together and learning from each other in uproariously funny and heartwarming ways." - Maria M, Librarian"I can confidently say this is the hardest I’ve laughed while reading a book." - Miriam D., Netgalley Reviewer"If you have even a hint of a funny bone that needs tickling and love the absurd, give this a read." - Blake B., Netgalley ReviewerWelcome to Moab, Utah. Home to two national parks, nine varieties of scorpions, and over three hundred search and rescue missions a year, Moab is more than just a great place to suffer a death that will become family folklore – it's the perfect setting for the tragicomedy that is Matthew Gorman’s life.Matthew thought his plan was foolproof: use his meager inheritance to build a 'tiny' duplex in Moab's desert outskirts, live and study on one side, rent out the other to tourists, then sit back and watch the money roll in. But when Moab's oppressive summer heat kicks in, his lodgers – and his fiancé – abandon him for cooler climes. Broke and friendless, he rents out the right half of the duplex to Piper Lawless, the happy-go-lucky author of the bestselling photo collection of all time, The Phallus in Nature. With the pathologically friendly penis aficionada now an inextricable part of his existence, Matthew's life becomes entangled with those of his eccentric Tinytown neighbors, including Mormon-turned-hippie, Mahatma Randy, and seven-foot-tall Bruno Axworthy, the reptile dealer who falls madly in love with Piper and imagines Matthew to be his romantic rival. Meanwhile, across the country, Piper’s conservative parents and pretentious brother are having problems of their own – problems that can only be solved by dipping into Piper’s deep pockets. Unbeknownst to Piper – and each other – they are all headed to Moab for a disastrous family reunion. Will Piper and Matthew ever find a way to navigate the never-ending sideshow of neighbors and family that is taking over their lives?

TV skeptic and paranormal debunker Dr. Newton Barlow thought he knew everything. Now, he knows BETTER.????? “Laugh a lot, shake a lot — thoroughly enjoyable.”????? “Hilariously clever… a rollicking paranormal adventure.”????? “Funny as hell… brilliant characters and situations.”Over 100,000 readers worldwide • 4.2 stars from 3,700+ Amazon reviewsBook 1 of The Unhappy Medium series — a darkly funny supernatural journey through life, death, and the complicated bit in the middle.Dr. Newton Barlow built his career exposing frauds, debunking ghosts, and proving the supernatural didn’t exist.Then his newly dead mentor turns up with a job offer.Dragged into a hidden world of ghosts, ancient conspiracies, sinister developers, heavily armed vicars, and things that refuse to stay buried, Barlow is forced into a battle between the living and the dead. To save this world and the next, Barlow must abandon everything he thought he knew about everything.No wonder he’s unhappy.Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Good Omens, Ben Aaronovitch and The Dresden Files — blending supernatural chaos, dark humour, eccentric characters and sharp British wit.