John Frist was a good soldier, until his Humvee was hit by an IED in Iraq. Discharged, he carries out one of the worst terror attacks in US history. Captured and brainwashed, he is remade by Project StrikeForce into a technologically enhanced super-soldier. Now he must find a former Mujahideen, Abdullah the Bomber, before Abdullah can strike the US with a terror attack of his own.
**THE AMAZON #1 MEMOIR, #1 HUMOR AND #1 TRAVEL BESTSELLER**
There comes a time in every man’s life when he says to himself, “Holy sh*t! I’m about to be eaten by a bear!”
Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, determined to become a man.
It never occurred to him that ‘or die trying’ might be an option…
The trouble with volunteering in a South American animal refuge is that everything wants a piece of you. And the trouble with being Tony, is that most of them got one.
Just how do you ‘look after’ something that’s trying its damnedest to kill you and eat you?
And how do you find love when you a) don’t speak the language, and b) are constantly covered in excrement and entrails?
If only he’d had some relevant experience. Other than owning a pet rabbit when he was nine. And if only he’d bought some travel insurance…
That Bear Ate My Pants is the incredible TRUE story of one man’s struggle to survive in an Ecuadorian animal refuge. Whether losing a machete fight with a tree, picking dead tarantulas out of a tank of live ones or sewing the head back on to a partially decapitated crocodile, Tony’s misadventures are ridiculous, unbelievable and always entertaining.
If you love animals, you’ll adore this hilarious and heart-warming tale of big cats, monkeys, parrots, and the humans that try to rescue them.
And if you want to know why That Bear Ate My Pants… you’ll just have to grab your copy and start reading!
**Please note: This book contains cursing. It’s kind of unavoidable when you’re being mauled by a jaguar… but please don’t read if this offends you.**
What readers are saying about That Bear Ate My Pants!
“…I laughed so hard I was screaming…”
“…move over Bill Bryson, there’s a new talent on the block…”
“…Warning, do not read this book in a public place!”
“…witty, delightful, heart-rending, and just all-round enjoyable in every respect.”
“…I am much more into mysteries and paranormal type stuff, but this has got to be one of the best books I have ever read!”
“…touching, tender, always funny, I laughed out loud, almost peed myself, and cried…”
“…I’ve recommended it to everyone I know. Now I’m recommending it to people I don’t know!”
“…when I finished the book I actually shed a few tears because I was so sorry the story had ended…”
“Just read it. You won’t find a story like it.”
Read more
A friends to lovers standalone romance from New York Times bestselling author, J. Daniels.
Riley Tennyson has made a huge mistake.
At least, that’s what she keeps telling herself.
Showing up to her brother’s wedding pissed off and newly single, Riley seeks comfort in solitude and an open bar, until the gorgeous and irresistibly charming CJ Tully makes her a better offer—a wild night with the master of smooth-talking where nothing is off limits.
Riley does what any single woman would do, and a connection is made. One neither one of them can ignore. But when she comes home to the boyfriend she no longer thought she had, Riley buries her secret and begs CJ to do the same.
Forget about each other. It was a mistake. That’s all it was… right?
Desires are hidden. Distance is kept. Until one night CJ makes the ultimate sacrifice, and Riley can no longer avoid the man she can’t stop thinking about.
Not with him sleeping down the hall…
Read more
An FBI profiler on leave. A detective haunted by their shared past.
After a serial killer who hunts men ravages her college town, psychology student Dominique St. Clair becomes an FBI profiler. Twelve years later, she returns to the town to confront her dark past when the Black Widow Killer resurfaces to terrorize the peaceful seaside community. Now Dom must help a local detective uncover the killer before she claims her next victim.
#1 Bestseller in Psychological Thrillers in Kindle Store!
After years as a homicide investigator in a big city, Detective Sidney Becker accepts the position of police chief in her hometown—a peaceful mountain community in Oregon. Life is good. Beautiful scenery. Low crime. Close to family. Then a woman is found brutally murdered in the woods. The staging of the body resembles a victim found in the same area years earlier. The case went cold. Now the killer has come out of hiding. The only clue found at the crime scene is an origami butterfly with a handwritten verse inside. Sidney finds she is pitted against a killer more cunning than any she has faced before. She must decode his cryptic message and lure him into the open—before he strikes again.