Inappropriate Magic

Destined to become a wizard & save the world, Chauncy’s grandma forced him to do the responsible thing and get a job instead. And that, dear reader, was how the end of the world began!

When the great wizard Imperius Fanning knocked on Chauncy’s door, ready to make the boy his apprentice, his grandma answered it…and told Imperius to take a hike. So instead of going on a grand adventure to become a great and powerful wizard so he could save the world from certain destruction, Chauncy got a job.

Twenty-five years later, destiny came for Chauncy a second time. But after a lifetime of being a rather boring adult, Chauncy doesn’t believe in magic or destiny or any of that fantasy crap. But when he told destiny to take a hike, it knocked him out, tied him up, and kidnapped him.

Now Chauncy has no choice but to go on the grand adventure he’d been putting off, to become a great and powerful wizard. Problem is, if he doesn’t fulfill his destiny, the world as he knows it will end. And even if he does learn to become the wizard he should have been long ago, it might be too late anyway!

If you like books by Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, get the first book in this (inappropriate) fantasy comedy now!

DISCLAIMER: This book is for grown-ups who never grew up! It contains inappropriate depictions of inappropriate people doing inappropriate things. Including, but certainly not limited to, inappropriate language and veiled connotations of the naughty variety. And of course, a heaping dose of inappropriate magic.

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Climbing the Ranks

The World Changes. Dreams Don’t.

Mystical towers changed the world twenty years ago. Now, Arthur Chua faces the beginner tower in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, looking to change his destiny.

What was once a puzzling mystery has become a necessary part of economic growth. Climbing the Tower is the only form of escape available for one like Arthur, without money or connections. He’s not looking to be a hero or famous, just a survivor.

Fate, on the other hand, has other plans for him. At long last, the reason for the arrival of the Towers will be revealed, and humanity will once again experience a seismic shift when the truth appears.

Of course, Arthur’s going to have to survive long enough for that to happen…

Climbing the Ranks is a LitRPG Cultivation series set in a tower, similar to the Tower of Gods and Solo Leveling. Written by bestselling author Tao Wong, his other series include the System Apocalypse, A Thousand Li, Hidden Wishes and Adventures on Brad series.
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Trinkets and Trickery

Maven Cane is finally getting the hang of being a witch and she’s also dealing with being half-thunderbird due to a father that she’s never known. She’s hoping that her mother will finally answer some questions – questions that will lead her to a reunion with her absent father.
But as summer heat descends on Lupine Valley, her mother is busy getting the apothecary ready to open for business, so it seems that Maven’s questions will have to wait.
What’s more, there is strange magic on the move and rumors floating through town – rumors of Bison Witches and Thunderbirds – legends as old as magic itself and Maven wants to find out more.
When her boyfriend, the handsome deputy and crow-shifter Rook Corbin, lets it slip that the bison witches are looking for her, Maven suspects that it’s because of her own thunderbird heritage and she hopes that the bison witches will have the key that helps her to finally find her father after all of these years. But the bison witches prove to be elusive, and Maven’s got bigger problems.
Because someone is unleashing a spate of magic lamps on the unsuspecting townsfolk, trapping them inside with no hope for escape. And when her own mother gets trapped inside of one of the lamps, Maven has to put everything else on hold to find a way to free the victims before time runs out.
Being trapped in a lamp is a fate worse than death and Maven’s got her hands full as she hunts for the rogue magical being that is creating all of the havoc, not to mention that when she finally meets up with the bison witches, she finds out that they have plans for her life that Maven is not entirely on board with.
Come along for the ride and meet the quirky residents of Lupine Valley, Oklahoma. You won’t want to leave!
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The Pupil and the Portal

You’d think that any sane supernatural being would want to reward a succubus who punishes corrupt politicians. Inflicting retribution on bad people is one of the things demons do best. However, the bunch of officious twits who constitute the Council of the Portal have a different perspective on things and they’re not happy with me.

Being arrested so that I’m forced to listen to a group of pompous bureaucrats pontificate would put me in a bad mood at the best of times, but when it interferes with me introducing a cambion to her powers and ensuring she doesn’t fall into the clutches of demon hunters (also known as the tinfoil hat brigade) then the Council is risking serious consequences and it’s going to be up to me to avert them.

Beyond The Stones

Magic was gone from the world. Lost.
It is an age of science and technology. In the early 21st century, magic has been consigned to myth and legend. Not since the time of King Arthur had men and women known the secrets of how to wield magic.
But that is about to change.

The magical seal at Stonehenge that has protected the world for 1,500 years has been broken. An age-old enemy is free again. This time, only total conquest will suffice.
Magic will be needed once more, as will old alliances.

Camron has a past he does not know about. A forgotten promise made centuries before, which he must now try to keep. With his grandmother’s help, he must rediscover who he is and the vow he made to protect the world. Their only hope is for him to lead a small group of unlikely heroes on a quest to find the only magic powerful enough to defeat the enemy.

But finding it is just the beginning…