The New Mrs D

The New Mrs D: An Amazon No1 Best Seller."After The Midnight Library, The 5th Woman, and Olive, Again... Meet The New Mrs D – The Sharp, Heartfelt and Uplifting Reinvention of a Woman Breaking Free.'Wine-spittingly, chocolate-chokingly brilliant! Hill is the Tom Sharpe of her era! Genuinely laugh out loud funny with great writing and a plot to keep you hooked. Buy it, read it - but if like me you are of a certain age, do so with an empty bladder." – Amanda Prowse, author of The No Greater Love series.Four days into her Greek honeymoon, Bernice Dando wakes up to a devastating reality. Her new husband has an online porn addiction that has numbed him to real-world intimacy. Refusing to be gaslit, labelled as "frigid," or told she is overreacting, Bernice chooses a bold path. She sends her new husband packing.Left with a two-week romantic itinerary meant for a happy couple, Bernice decides to tackle it all alone. What follows is a chaotic, brilliant and riotous reclamation of independence. From triggering a Greek fish explosion to spontaneous nude karaoke, Bernice's holiday devolves into a series of farcical, larger-than-life misadventures. Beneath the laugh-out-loud chaos, Bernice quickly remembers exactly who she is outside of trying to fix a broken man.But when he tracks her down begging for a second chance, Bernice faces a life-altering choice: does she return to the comfortable numbness of her old life, or continue to embrace a bold, authentic and entirely new adventure?A riotous, laugh-out-loud non-romantic comedy for fans of women’s fiction, midlife reinvention and that unapologetic, escapist romp your inner child's been missing. It's a irreverent, fast-paced, British farce packed with double-entendres and camp, chaotic energy.The Vibe: Shirley Valentine meets Absolutely Fabulous with a modern, empowering twist.It is a story about one woman's midlife awakening... on her honeymoon alone."The New Mrs D is a refreshing, sharp-witted and empowering romp that reflects real life, delves into unspoken about subjects and slaps the reader in the face with honesty." Fleur Ferris, author??? Praise For The New Mrs D"Ms Hill whisks off to the Greek Islands for a colourful adventure. She takes us on a sensory journey where we soak up the hot sun, drink in the fragrant wine and cradle our temples as Binnie flings her flip flop at us from a speeding scooter" ”" Talesfromabruceeyeview"The perfect setting for a hilarious update to Eat Pray Love" - Tara Gladden, Cornerstones'This book would do well on your Kindle as a fairly light summer read with a little discussion of more serious issues. You can’t call this “chick lit” – it’s way better than that. Take a look.' - AMAZON VINE VOICE REVIEWInternational Praise For The New Mrs D'Watch out Jane Green and Helen Fielding! There's a new novelist from your side of the pond.' - Annie McDonnell, Chick Lit Plus'The New Mrs D by Heather Hill had me laughing from page one. The book is so engaging that I stayed up all night to read it - I downloaded it at 10.30 pm and just kept reading. To say it grabbed me by the short and curlies is an understatement! I totally identified with Binnie and so "got it". Heather's light, chatty writing style is refreshingly "real" and she has all the hallmarks of a truly great story teller.This is a woman's story. It's hysterically funny, empowering and truthful.I hope we see more excellent stories from Heather Hill - anyone who can make me laugh in the opening paragraph and maintain it, has my undivided attention. She's a gifted author.This book could so easily become a box office smash. I hope someone decides to make The New Mrs D into that film.'Claire Smith - 1st Assistant Director @ GFox Productions