Headless horrors & high jinks! Get a 'slice' of comedy with The Headless FloridaMan

Dare to dive into the sidesplitting terror of "The Headless FloridaMan"? In a bizarre tale where the legend of Sleepy Hollow crashes into a Floridian trailer park, this horror-comedy novella delivers a gut-busting twist on a classic story. When five tweakers commit what they think is the perfect crime, they soon find themselves hunted by a headless foe with a penchant for dark humor and vengeance.

Prepare for an uproarious escapade as each page bursts with slapstick wit, foolhardy characters, and the kind of scatological humor that would make even a teenage boy cringe with delight. With a sprinkling of toilet jokes, foul language, and crass humor, "The Headless FloridaMan" is unapologetically bold and shamelessly entertaining.

But beware, this isn't just a headless man on the warpath; it's a resurrected menace armed with a plumber's courage and a dash of supernatural mystery. So, if you're in for a laugh, a scare, and an all-around wild ride that redefines "Dude-Lit," then it's time to meet "The Headless FloridaMan." Grab your copy today and join in on the chaos that only Florida—and an axe-wielding specter—can conjure up!

The dead speak and one man hears their harrowing cries...

Dan Tate survived a heart-breaking tragedy and is plagued by nightmares of his terrifying ordeal. Withdrawing into an emotionless shell, he has driven away everyone who cared about him. Dan is lost, and utterly alone. Until he hears the voices…

In Coffin Cemetery, the anguished spirits cry out to him. Lost souls, torn from their places of rest, are seeking a way to move on. Dan wants to help these wandering ghosts find some measure of peace, in the hopes that, he too can finally put his past behind him.

But Dan isn’t the only one who speaks with the dead. Janet Ladd also hears their call and intends to use these tormented souls to fulfill her darkest desires. She unleashes bloodthirsty wraiths to do her bidding.

Dan and the ghost of a young boy are the only ones standing in her way. Unless Dan can overcome the torment inside his soul, the enemy’s dark power will grow even stronger…

And a new tragedy will haunt Dan’s nightmares.
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Vermont school teachers, Gladys and Frank Sutter decide to take on a new summer job as caretakers for a large vintage home located in Maine. The Stanford house is in terrible condition on the inside, the result of many years of hoarding by the previous owners. The Sutters get more than they bargained for when it becomes evident they are not alone after Frank discovers a room with no door on the second floor. Soon the presence of two ghosts, a young girl and an elderly man, play havoc on Gladys and Frank during their summer restoration project.

Seth is laid off from work. His wife Lara just found out they are expecting a baby this summer. Seth plans on documenting the entire pregnancy with his brand new digital camcorder. During an evening home watching television, the news reports that a swarm of cicada (Brood Ten) are expected to overwhelm the entire Northeast. Brood Ten is vicious and ready to invade. During a sweltering summer night, Brood Ten emerges and wreaks havoc with the electric grid, phone and cell service, wi-fi, food and water supply. Civilization as they know it is gone. Seth and Lara are thrown back to the stone age in their own home with trillions of cicada trying to deposit their eggs and breed. Fast paced and filled with tension, Brood Ten is the perfect summer read when you’re sitting outside listening to the cicadas sing.