The Brits Are Bonkers

Did you know that Boris Johnson, the British Prime Minister now lives in Buckingham Palace?You might also like to know why the Queen wants you to call her Liz when you meet her. Read these 20 British political humorous and satirical stories to help you understand a surreal nation. There is truth in satire and these stories will help you laugh your way through a tiresome day.You will also discover:-
•If you are a weirdo, you can get a job in Downing Street or in wacky Westminster.
•What are the sexy things you could have bought on Harry and Megan’s website if the Queen hadn’t put her foot down?
•What really happened in the EU Parliament the day the UK left the union?
•What does the Queen take to help her get off to sleep?
•Why are the UK police force now staying at home?
•What splendid gift did the Queen give Boris Johnson for his birthday?
“Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.”? Lord Byron

Sentinel

From the ashes of the ancients, a cataclysmic new threat rises.

Born on a forsaken desert planet, Cole Shaw has two options – perish from starvation and disease, or enlist in the New World Republic’s armed forces. He chooses the military. For the first time, he thinks he has a shot at a better life. But survival is not guaranteed.

Leading an elite team of mech operators, he is deployed to a frozen planet called Ferrous where dangerous relics of a past war lurk beneath the ice and savage creatures prowl the barren wastelands. Scientists on Ferrous are chasing rumors of godlike technologies buried in the ruins of a long-extinct civilization. When Shaw and his team are assigned to protect the researchers, they face an unexpected, merciless new enemy desperate to stop them.

An ancient secret has been awakened on Ferrous. The deadly race to claim this terrifying power has only just begun.

Rebekka Franck (Books 3-4)

An enthralling tale from an international bestselling author – Five, Six… Grab Your Crucifix: It was supposed to be a vacation, but instead reporter Rebekka Franck confronts her most baffling case yet! When a priest’s exorcism goes awry, Rebekka must pick up the pieces and discover the mystery behind an evil force.Rebekka and Sune are on a vacation in Northern Zeeland when they suddenly find themselves involved in what turns out to be their strangest case to this date. This is a terrific psychological thriller, romance and murder mystery all rolled into one. – Seven, Eight…Gonna Stay Up Late:She thought she could keep it a secret. Just fourteen years old, Amalie thought she could take off and go to the festival with her best friend without anyone knowing it – without her parents finding out. She thought she was safe when she met a man offering her drugs; she thought she was safe when she went alone to her tent to take the pills. However, when she opened her eyes and found herself in the man’s basement, she knew she was not safe anymore. She was trapped. Grab a copy today.

Twilight Seeker

Stay in the light, avoid locked doors, and resist silver whispers.

Meet Lynher Aris, hostess extraordinaire. By night, she entertains the Dark Ones passing through the Night Station: vampires, demons, shifters, and worse. By day, she undermines them all by working with the resistance to unravel their enslavement of the human race. But Lynher has a dark secret, and with the imminent arrival of Ghost—a vampire overlord few have seen but all fear—she must play her role as the queen of the Night Station to perfection, keeping the resistance and her secret safe, or risk losing everything, including the powerful Night Station itself.

"A cross between Innkeeper Chronicles and Vampire Chronicles!"

"Dark and sumptuous, the gothic urban fantasy we needed!"

A new gothic urban fantasy series by acclaimed fantasy & sci-fi author, Pippa DaCosta!

Professionally edited and proofread for your reading enjoyment.

Chasing the Italian Dream

From the bestselling author of Escape to the French Farmhouse comes a deliciously feel-good story about making your dreams come true, set in sun-kissed southern Italy.

'A tale full of wonderful characters, sunshine, food and romance. A winning recipe!' Katie Fforde

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A summer escape she'll never forget . . .

Lucia has worked hard as a lawyer in Wales, aiming for a big promotion she hopes will shortly come her way. Finally taking a well-earned break at her grandparents' house in southern Italy, the sunshine, lemon trees and her nonna's mouth-watering cooking make her instantly feel at home.

But she's shocked to learn that her grandfather is retiring from the beloved family pizzeria and will need to sell. Lucia can't bear the thought of the place changing hands – especially when she discovers her not-quite-ex-husband Giacomo wants to take it over!

Then bad news from home forces Lucia to re-evaluate what she wants from life. Is this her chance to carry on the family tradition and finally follow her dreams?

Perfect escapism from the author of Escape to the French Farmhouse and The Honey Farm on the Hill.

Praise for Jo Thomas:
'Rich, warm and sunny. A story that stays with you long after the last page is turned' Milly Johnson
'Like the very best kind of holiday' Lucy Diamond
'A sparkling, heartwarming hug of a story' Miranda Dickinson